1+1=Fun

This morning they were out of 2% milk so I mixed whole milk and chocolate milk on my Cpt. Crunch. I was a skeptic myself, but it was delicious.

A Country In Need

While talking with Brian tonight, we realized that all these revolutions that are being talked about aren't what we need. We need a different kind of revolution here. We need a dance dance revolution.

Que Onda Guero

Today is tuesday, so of course there's a huge slew of new movies and music that are being released at your electronic store of choice. Today, my much anticipated cd: Beck's "Guero" came out so i thought i would go get myself a copy. The special edition of "Orgazmo" also came out, but i thought i would wait for now. I was driving along a very packed college street when i came up to a stoplight and sat waiting. I was stopped for about 5 whole seconds when my car jerked. It felt like i had stalled it, but that would just be silly. I looked around for an explanation and found it when i looked in my rear view mirror. There was a lady behind me who looked to be about 90 and she was sitting in her nice new caddy, totally oblivious that she had just rear-ended me. It wasn't huge, so i didn't really care, i just couldn't believe that she hadn't stopped, and hadn't noticed that she had hit me. Edward was with me, so he suggested we write down the plate number just in case. When the light turned green, I went forward so i could see her plate, but i almost lost her, as i was clear through the intersection (moving at a very moderate speed) before she had even left her spot. We got the plate number anyways, and nothing will probably come of it, but it doesn't really matter. We got out at best buy and she had basically just dusted off my bumper, but damn.

Beck's cd is pretty kickass by the way. I've only listened to 6 out of the 20 songs so far, but he's got some pretty funky beats to throw down. If you're a fan of his previous work, then you'd probably be pretty pleased. I also got the special edition which has a number of remixes and includes a dvd with videos for all of the songs that are on the cd, if i understood the labels correctly.

Also, we now have access into John's old room. It happened yesterday when i was sitting on the toilet, and i heard voices in his room. I finished up my work and checked to see who was in there. They unlocked the door and said that they were wondering what the rooms were like since they were thinking of moving in somewhere in summit. Maybe next year, i think. I probably didn't leave the best impression on them if they were to be my suitemates since i had just duked, and had left a mist of spray in the room, but it doesn't matter, cause when they left, they didn't lock the door again. And that is the story of how we got access to John's room. I don't know how much we'll use it, or what it will be used for, but it might be a good study room for me during the 20 hours that Brian is sleeping during the day. Or, you know, we could just party in there.

P.S. Blogger is a little bitch to me, so if there’s something around… 100 copies of one post, blame that.

Mitch and I. Greg and Robby helped.

Greg and I.

Part 2 Chucky

I didn't finish what i was talking about. Last night we went to chuck e. cheese and it was a whole bunch of fun. Chuck e. flipped me off at one point i think. But we played a bunch of games and pooled our tickets and got a huge four square ball and some suckers. We also got our pictures sketched, which i'll post later. Then we got some cigars and took our four square ball to the skate park where we created a kick ass game. It's like baseball, but way better. We smoked the cigars and did that.

Then when we were done, i came back here and played video games for a while, since i was planning on staying up all night so i wouldn't have to be sleepy that the easter sunrise service. I did it, and the sunrise service was awesome. i don't know if any of you were up to see it, but it was spectacular, especially with a cool fog on the lake that we were by. I went home after that and finally got some sleep. I woke up and took edward to gart's so he could by his snowboard. The guy working there was a total douche. He told us everything by personal preference and everything else he just said "sucks".

I went back home and we went to denver for the day to celebrate easter. We did the easter egg hunt and everything for my cousins, and i got to hide the eggs, which was enjoyable. It was good to see my family, but they asked too many questions about school. No one likes that. I came back to the dorms where there was more shit about my speech. We actually sat down and talked about it tonight, instead of just saying stupid shit behind each other's backs. Because it's such a big issue now, i might continue to post on that site with updates, so keep checking.

Other than that, i hope everyone had an enjoyable holiday and weekend. Later.

Chucky da Cheese

Where to start. I guess last night. I went to a party with Sara, Mitch and Greg and it was really fun. Sara always worries about me being social, but she never tried liquoring me up really. We hung out for a while and got into the beer pong circuit. We won three games in a row, and then lost to some people with one cup left on each side. It was about time too. Then we walked about and talked to some more people, and we met riley who had a beer bong made out of pvc, a release valve and a tube, and it held 46 ounces. I did it with one beer and i felt confident, so i tried it with 46 ounces. The pressure almost blew my brains out of the back of my fucking head, and i lost some of it to spray, which was a bit expected, but i drank as much as i could and finished it. My eyes were watering and i was bent over to catch my breath, but i was happy. We came back here after greg said he had to leave, and we hung out in heidi's room watching garden state.

We heard a helluva sound outside the room so we came out and checked and lindsey was being a freakin crazy girl knocking on doors. We told her to shut up, and alicia came out and also told her to shut up. Then she left. Today we found out that licdsey's getting written up for the incident. Guess that'll happen.

I'll write about today in a sec. Gonna play some hockey with BriGuy.

Double score!

Tonight we played basketball, and it went well. I jammed, or maybe did more, my three middle fingers on my left hand, so i get to type with my right hand. And i get to finish my paper tonight with my right hand. Basketball was still a success overall though.

Then, the real treat was when we came back. We were all famished and our favorite late-night eatery was closed, so we went to the snack machines. I got two sobes. The first one got stuck so we gave the machine the shaking of a lifetime, and freed my sobe, and an orange juice from the top shelf. I then got my other sobe, and gave the machine another shaking. Grape juice! So it wasn't free sobes, but hey, can't complain.

I know you're with me on this one.

You know what's amazing? How great it feels to scratch the top of your ass crack. Not the no-no region, just the plumber's part. Mitch, we've had this conversation. But last night i was lying in bed and i slowing lulled myself to sleep while scratching my ass. It was relaxing.

Other than that i've been a little bogged down with work. I had a paper, a speech and a test to work on last night, but i came through it all ok, i think. i almost got the paper done, but i just had to have a draft, the speech went well, and the test was tough to study for in the first place, so i glanced over stuff, and i think i did ok. It was in buddhism and it was just an essay type thing. We'll see how i did later.

It snowed again today. Not a lot, but enough for it to sting your face for a while, but it's always fun to watch it snow. It just needs enough for snowballs.

That's really all today. We're almost through the first week back. Woohoo.

Oh no you don't

sprind break is through, so i'm back to this boring ol' blog. not much to say except for one thing, which i don't say enough. I WANT TO THROW MY FUCKING COMPUTER RIGHT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW. nothing's wrong with my computer, it's just what i'm holding right now.

My Rant

Tonight i did two things that are kind of related. I watched garden state and i talked about school with my mom. If you know me, then you know that school isn't working out so well for me, and i'm having a hard time deciding what to do next year. It's not like i have no idea what to do with my life, it's the fact that at this point, there's more than one (about 5) different things i would like to do for a living, and i can't really find anything that would narrow that down to one manageable one. The idea that i'd have to do the same thing for the rest of my life bugs the hell out of me.

Then movies like garden state come in. All movies like this are based on the one event that changes the direction of a person's life forever. I wonder how many people, like myself, sit and wait for such an event, and how many people never find it. The only solace i get from the whole idea is that there's this guy who's in his mid twenties and other than one or two films that he made, he really hasn't done much with his life, yet he gets through. It is just a movie.

The thing that i find most hilarious is that all throughout elementary school i got straight a's (which isn't too hard i guess) but i was also either president or vice president of the school in 6th grade. Crazy, i know. I really can't picture myself continuing on that path my whole life though. Picture me at a nice university, doing the same shit i'm doing now, because deep inside that never was what i wanted to be.

So what to do. Next year, when i'm guessing i'll be kicked out of csu, i'm looking to go to a community college and perhaps getting some edumacation there, but only time will tell. So then what. I guess this is what the rest of the working class population does. The trashmen, the grocery workers, the punk rockers. I shouldn't be so bummed because 1. I have the power to change it, but still choose not to and 2. I never really wanted to be anything more in the first place. I guess we'll just have to see, cause i have no fuckin clue where my life is headed.

Organization Junction, what's your function?

I started another blog specially for Spring Break crap. Check it out here.

10 minutes later

So i passed judgement too quickly. I figured kyle would get turned into the black dude, which he did, but i had no idea that kyle's dad would go into the doctors office and get turned into a dolphin. It was the ugliest looking thing i have ever seen, but it riotous. In addition, mr. garrison's unused testicles and scrotum were used to make kyle's black knees and kyle's dad's dorsel fin, respectively. I suggest you find this episode if you have the means.

Going down to Trinidad

So i'm chillin here in john's room, just watching adult swim. First there was family guy, then futurama, and now south park is on. It's hilarious. Mr. Garrison got a sex change, and the kids wanted to learn more, so they see the doctor that did the sex change, and kyle decides that instead of being small and jewish, he wants to be big and black. The doctor refers to it as a negroplasty, the opposite of a caucasianplasty, like michael jackson had. Man, i don't know if it's a new episode or what, but south park is still running strong in their later years.

WH

Last night we went to the international house of waffles after bowling and i ordered a ham and cheese omelet, with cheese grits. The grits were good, well everything was good, but the omelet scared me. It tasted like an omelt, but it looked like pita bread. It was really pretty crazy. I guess it could take me a few days to feel the effects of the food poisoning i got, so i'll inform you when that happens.

OH YEAH! A Threefer.

It had been such a long time since i wrote last, i thought i would write three today. Well, i didn't plan it, but i just had three things to talk about.
Tonight i had a test for astronomy. Here's the straight poop on it:
5 questions long
200 points
1/5 of our final grade
We had 3 hours to finish it

I finished it:
In 30 minutes
2nd out of about 600 people

I hope my grades will speak for themselves.

Nightswimming

I had a pretty weird dream last night, and i don't know what made me remember it more than any others, but here it is:
Mitch told me about a really cool beach place where we could go swimming, so i met him and his family there, and it turns out that it was on the grounds of a prison. When i went in, there was all kinds of cool crap to do, like a carnival, and they were all run by convicts, but they were all really nice. We sat down at a restaurant and had some food, and then we saw the beach. It was just a hill, but there was huge tidal waves that went down the hill, then the water line would go back, and you'd run back up and ride the waves back down to the bottom of the hill, where they would magically disapparate. We did this all day, and it was a load of fun, and i even saved a kid when he got crushed against a rock. Then, the sun started going down, so we went to leave, but when we were checking out, i realized that i hadn't checked in at all, and so they were going to think i was a prisoner. I told Mitch, and he grabbed a sign in form that was laying around and started filling it out for me. I was so happy that we had gotten it that i didn't bother to look it over. We gave it to the guard checking us out and she asked if my name was (something crazy or mexican) and i'm like "um.... yeah, that's me" and then she's like "and you're from rodmouth, tennessee?" "of course" She gave me a skeptical look and asked "so, if you're from rodmouth, then you can tell me..." Then my alarm went off, and i woke up in my bed, out of prison. I was happy. It wasn't till i was awake for about 10 minutes that i realized how funny "rodmouth" sounded, so i laughed and laughed, and went to class.

I love lamp

Did anyone else notice the freakin hurricane winds we got today? They were ok for the most part, but one particular point was pretty rough. I was walking around the corner of the library when it got real bad, right into my face. This old lady walking next to me was getting nowhere, and the people going the other way were looking like they were power walking a marathon. I'm not complaining cause it was awesome to see. Also, alicia said it was snowing this morning. However the hell that happens...

Fear and Loathing in B-town

Last night i just up and left to come down to Boulder, where i am now writing from. Last night was good. Mitch and i had a little bit of rum and then met up with a bunch of other friends, and we were walking around, wondering what to do up at the hill, which was totally reminiscent of high school. Everyone else was cold, so they drove, but we walked, and on the way we found some people that gave us free pizza and water, and all they had to do was write their group name on our hands. Hell yeah. The pizza was good. The water was average. Then when we got bored, we got some illegal pete's and came back here where we had some more rum, a couple smokes, and then we watched fear and loathing in las vegas, which i hadn't seen all of it before, but it was hilarious. Part of it was our state, but i think a lot of it is always funny. Oh yeah, the reason we did it all was because hunter s. thompson commited suicide recently, and he's the guy who wrote fear and loathing, so we had a wake for him, and finished off the bottle and watched the movie. I think he would've been proud, especially if you've seen the movie, you'd know. So that was the night, and today we're gonna meet up with leah, and we'll just hang out and chill. She goes to school in durango, so it's kind of a rare occasion that she gets to come up. So that's the day. I hope you all have a good weekend. Goodbye.

Astrology can blow me

It's been a little while since i've put finger to keys and given you a little something something, so i thought that now, even though i got shit to say, would be an ok time. This week has been normal for the most part except for our incident on monday night, but it really seems like it was just turned upside down and inside-out cause i feel like my head got totally fucked with. It still feels like it. I've tried to find every different solution to get myself upright again, but my mind is so scrambled i can barely realize it's scrambled.
I don't know how many of you read your horoscopes, but the past few days i've gotten 2 star days, which i consider to be shitty, and the day seemed to fit with everything it had to say. I don't know what i got today. I'm afraid to look. The best part of the day was when i kicked ass on my speech, but the rest was slow rollin. I watched 2 holocaust movies tonight, which i know can't help. It just gets me thinking more and more about how fucked up things can get. I think that is the ultimate example of all time. Alright, there it was, not much, and just a bunch of shit on a page. Have a good night everyone.