Dumbrella

That commercial for staples... the one with the easy button. That'd be sweet. Some of the commercials have shit falling from the sky, but still, even with the occasional printer cartridge storm, i think it would still make life a little... easier. Right?

So, naturally, i looked on ebay, and sure as shit, there's one there. Too bad it only says "that was easy". That can't even touch plastic rain.