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It's the drop heard 'round the world. Today, the author formerly known as Paul, Carlton Hung, and most recently, "P Sitty" has officially changed his name to just "Sitty".

The man behind the bestselling book "Zen and the Art of Pissing God Off" and clothes company "Pawn Brawn" made the announcment as a precurser to his hosting the "BMAs", which acknowledges the best internet weblog.

"The P was gettin' between me and my writin'," Sitty commented from his bedroom, "This just simplifies things... makes everyone happier."

If you're one of his friends or fans who has already been calling him Sitty, keep doing what you're doing. Sitty says this is nothing as radical as when he made the switch from Paul to Carlton Hung.

"A lot of my peeps on the internet already called me Sitty, but a lot of other niggas just didn't know what to do," explains Sitty. "If I can't change my name every three years without people fuckin' it up, then what's the point in livin'? Dig?"

But that's not all Sitty is changing. "You're gonna see a new air in me, a new swagger. The age of Sitty is gonna be big."

At this years BMAs, Sitty has also gone on to promise $100,000 to the person who can dress the most like a giant panda bear, which he refers to as "the fuckin' fuzziest animal ever." "Imagine a whole theatre full of those bitches. It would be off the hook!" Sitty exclaimed from his homemade throne, composed mostly of balsa wood.

All the final details on the unveiling of Sitty will come to light at the BMAs on September 17th, but in this reporters opinion, don't even tune it, cause this whole thing is absolutely ridiculous.