Aug 15, 2005

Shit or get off the pot


Did you ever have those hostess fruit pies (i prefer apple) especially when you were a kid? I used to get one of those damned things every time i went into the grocery store with my mom. Since that time, i've strictly passed over them, once i was thoroughly convinced by my mom that they were unhealthy for you, but i figured that now that i'm a college kid and can rebel against my parents, i picked one up tonight at 7-11. It was like traveling through time. The taste was the exact same as i remember it, and although it's not the greatest thing, it was a delicious treat. Mmmmm.... Pick one up.

Next, i have a question. Does size matter? I mean more along the lines of electronics and technology. Would you rather have the hummer, or the porsche? Both have their perks and follies. Would you rather have the sleak mp3 player or the big boom box that you carry around on your shoulder? I know it's kinda apples and oranges, but it seems like things are going both ways. We're americans and we're supposed to like the biggest shit, but our electronics keep getting smaller and smaller. If world war 3 started tomorrow; the bigs vs. the smalls, which side would you take?

Lastly, this is just a complaint. My dad got an extremely conservative book today, go figure, but it was called "the top 100 people that are ruining america". Just on the cover it has eminem, al franken, barbara streisand and many other famous liberals. I know it's extremely slanted literature, but come on... To place all of the blame on liberals when they're practically out of power is fuckin outrageous. Especially someone like eminem. "He raps against bush, so he's gonna be the first one to cross the river styx."* Give me a fucking break. I'm not saying either side is totally at fault, but like mitch says "if you can't say anything nice, i'll fucking kill you".**


*Not an actual quote from the book.
** For all legality purposes, i do not at all intend to kill anyone.

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