We finally finished that motherfucker down at the kennel. It felt good to get it done, so we celebrated with some beers. Good ones too, from o'dells and new belgium. And i made a hefty sum of money, so that doesn't hurt.
This morning, i went and timed for mitch's bro's swim meet, which was pretty easy. It was cool before i woke up, cause i was sleeping, and i was in a dream sleep, and i dreamt that i was talking with someone, and i said "You wanna go (somewhere)" and then the person said "We can't it's already 6:30 and you have to wake up soon." So i woke up real fast and sat up and looked at my clock and it was exactly 6:30. Exactly. And it was weird cause my alarm was supposed to go off in ten minutes and i hadn't gotten very much sleep, so it was interesting that i was really that into my dreams at all.
Also today, my aunt and uncle got a new dog here so they came down to pick the little shitter up. It was cute, but it was a pain in the ass for the couple hours i had to watch it alone while we were waiting for them to get here. Then they came and went and we watched pulp fiction. Mmmmm.... that was a tasty movie.
Jun 26, 2005
Jun 23, 2005
A general surgeons warning
The sun is not for everyone, and can cause extreme damage if you're not careful. If you have experienced any of the following side effects, please get a large slurpee at once.
Side effects of the sun may include:
Third degree burns from hot seat belts
Dizziness
Apathy
Lack of motivation
Grumpiness
Diarrhea
Cotton mouth
Death
Consult the nearest 7-11 if you have questions about the life saving powers of the slurpee.
Side effects of the sun may include:
Third degree burns from hot seat belts
Dizziness
Apathy
Lack of motivation
Grumpiness
Diarrhea
Cotton mouth
Death
Consult the nearest 7-11 if you have questions about the life saving powers of the slurpee.
Jun 19, 2005
Deep
I was talking to my friend from texas tonight and, you know, we were talking... And i say how some people say i'm anti-social, and she says "when people say i'm anti-social, i just say society is anti-me." She then added an lol or some crap like that, but the point came across. Wow. And then we're talking about church and how i haven't gone in a while, and i said "Yeah, that's one disadvantage to a comfortable bed... you know... eternal damnation." Damn i'm lazy.
But if you haven't felt my bed, come give it a try, ladies.
But if you haven't felt my bed, come give it a try, ladies.
Pretty soon, you'll be an old bastard too.
Yesterday, i was working at the clinic (and my dad actually warned me about such events) and for close to two hours, there was this old guy and his wife sitting in their car, watching me work. It was creepy as hell, so i went inside to cool off and i saw that my dad was doing a surgery. This cat got hit by a car or something, but a stick of something jabbed it in the side and poked into it. When they started the surgery, they found out the cat was pregnant, and the sticky opject ruptured the uterus and killed one of the babies, but they had to take them all out and sew the cat up and everything.
I had had about enough of that gross shit, so i went up to the front and sat around, when the old man came in. He looked angry at the world and he started yelling at the receptionist patty. It went something like this:
Man: I've been waiting out there for two hours, and you haven't started my dog's (dental)surgery yet.
Patty: Yes, we had an emergency and we've been working on that. We usually do all of our surgeries first, and then we do dental work.
M: Our appointment was at 8:30 and you still haven't gotten this done.
P: The appointment was just for the consultation. Usually, people just leave their pets, and we work on them when we get to them.
M: Well, my wife wanted to be here when you put the dog under.
P: Ok, then it's not our problem that you waited here this long.
M: Well, I didn't think we'd have to wait out there in the hot car for that long while you were on your coffee break out whatever you were doing...
It went something like that. And then when the time came, they just took the dog back, gave it a shot, and it was under in about a minute, and the people left. Fucking retards.
I had had about enough of that gross shit, so i went up to the front and sat around, when the old man came in. He looked angry at the world and he started yelling at the receptionist patty. It went something like this:
Man: I've been waiting out there for two hours, and you haven't started my dog's (dental)surgery yet.
Patty: Yes, we had an emergency and we've been working on that. We usually do all of our surgeries first, and then we do dental work.
M: Our appointment was at 8:30 and you still haven't gotten this done.
P: The appointment was just for the consultation. Usually, people just leave their pets, and we work on them when we get to them.
M: Well, my wife wanted to be here when you put the dog under.
P: Ok, then it's not our problem that you waited here this long.
M: Well, I didn't think we'd have to wait out there in the hot car for that long while you were on your coffee break out whatever you were doing...
It went something like that. And then when the time came, they just took the dog back, gave it a shot, and it was under in about a minute, and the people left. Fucking retards.
Tidbits
Two days ago, i was sitting there building my dukes of hazzard car with my mom (who had her second foot surgery, so she's just sitting around a lot) when she just comes out with this little gem: "You know my sister Kris... (uh huh) well, did i ever tell you she was adopted?" No, she hadn't. It's not a huge deal, it's just fuckin weird to think of her like that now.
Jun 16, 2005
Bring it.
I can't help but bitch about this, but it's getting ridiculous. The other day, my dad woke me up at 7 o'clock again so i could go work at the clinic, without giving me any notice the night before. I was fucking pissed and i wasn't gonna go until my mom started crying cause the family was falling apart or whatever, but she seemed more upset that i wasn't gonna eat the breakfast that she got ready for me. So i went and worked and even worked for the guy that owns the kennel behind the clinic. It's all good, cause it was fun and i'll get paid, but it was still fucking weak sauce that he didn't tell me.
Then, after i was done working yesterday, i was talking to the kennel owner about pay and he said that my dad came over and suggested that he pay me 6.50 or 7 dollars an hour. My dad usually pays 9 or 10, so i don't know why the fuck he had to intervene in the business. I didn't want to be a bitch and ask for more, so i took it. At least that guy's cool, and he at least appreciates the work i do for him.
Then today, my mom had foot surgery. My dad wanted to get me up at 6 to take her in, even though he would already be up and be heading into town. I said something along the lines of "fuck you, she's your wife" and so he took her and i went and picked her up at 9 when she was done. I waited there for a while in the waiting room and then my dad shows up, and he tells me to go home and get the escape so my mom will have more room. So i drive home and see that the garage door was open, which it wasn't before, so i knew that my dad had gone home before he went to the doctor, and didn't get the fucking car himself. So i went back and got my mom, brought her home...
When we get home, i noticed that my mom's foot was bleeding. Fuck. We called the office and they said we'd have to go back. I took her in and it took them an hour to fix that shit, so then we went back. We got home, had lunch and my mom got up to go to the bathroom, and we noticed that she dragged blood all across the floor. My dad did nothing to help clean it up, but he rather kept eating lunch and watched me clean it up. So we had to go back to the clinic and it took an hour and a half to fix it this time, so i got to sit in the waiting room and look at old issues of highlands and do crossword puzzles.
Somehow i found the time to do tons of shit for my mom cause she's pretty immobile, but i got to watch spirited away and the life aquatic, so those made the day almost worth remembering.
I hope someone is having a good summer. I've been hearing a lot of bad stories, so i hope things start looking up if you're feeling glum. Have a good one and always, always keep it real.
Then, after i was done working yesterday, i was talking to the kennel owner about pay and he said that my dad came over and suggested that he pay me 6.50 or 7 dollars an hour. My dad usually pays 9 or 10, so i don't know why the fuck he had to intervene in the business. I didn't want to be a bitch and ask for more, so i took it. At least that guy's cool, and he at least appreciates the work i do for him.
Then today, my mom had foot surgery. My dad wanted to get me up at 6 to take her in, even though he would already be up and be heading into town. I said something along the lines of "fuck you, she's your wife" and so he took her and i went and picked her up at 9 when she was done. I waited there for a while in the waiting room and then my dad shows up, and he tells me to go home and get the escape so my mom will have more room. So i drive home and see that the garage door was open, which it wasn't before, so i knew that my dad had gone home before he went to the doctor, and didn't get the fucking car himself. So i went back and got my mom, brought her home...
When we get home, i noticed that my mom's foot was bleeding. Fuck. We called the office and they said we'd have to go back. I took her in and it took them an hour to fix that shit, so then we went back. We got home, had lunch and my mom got up to go to the bathroom, and we noticed that she dragged blood all across the floor. My dad did nothing to help clean it up, but he rather kept eating lunch and watched me clean it up. So we had to go back to the clinic and it took an hour and a half to fix it this time, so i got to sit in the waiting room and look at old issues of highlands and do crossword puzzles.
Somehow i found the time to do tons of shit for my mom cause she's pretty immobile, but i got to watch spirited away and the life aquatic, so those made the day almost worth remembering.
I hope someone is having a good summer. I've been hearing a lot of bad stories, so i hope things start looking up if you're feeling glum. Have a good one and always, always keep it real.
Jun 13, 2005
Trekkies
Yeah, it's been awhile, and that's why i feel we must cherish our time together. Let's embrace.
Things are just rolling right along. Just going through the little joys that every day offers. The other day we had a rummage sale at my church, so they had all kinds of nifty shit for sale. I got a nice new cork dartboard for 50 fuckin cents. If that's not the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. I also had to work at a little carnival type booth there where i blew up balloons and manned the duck game for little kids. So basically, i sat on my ass, but it was one of the nicer days we've had so it was pretty enjoyable.
On the same day i believe, some of the crew went to the drive in and saw mr and mrs smith and the longest yard. I was in a hurry to get there so i got pulled over for going 15 over, so i bitchslapped the cop and drove off and hid inside the drive in. While we were there, we tried setting lawn chairs on top of my car, and it was fine on the hood, but when we tried sitting above where the peoples sit, it kinda caved in and knocked my dome light down, so it's dangling from the ceiling, and getting in my way all the time. If people ask me what it is, i tell them it's an air freshener. I think i might try to get a black light or some cool shit to replace them, since they're in a good position to be replaced.
Then today, i kept it real and went to star wars, and then watched some chappelle show amongst other things. So ridiculous. It rained like a mother this morning so you can't blame me for staying in.
I hope everyone is doing well and such. Talk to yous later.
Things are just rolling right along. Just going through the little joys that every day offers. The other day we had a rummage sale at my church, so they had all kinds of nifty shit for sale. I got a nice new cork dartboard for 50 fuckin cents. If that's not the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. I also had to work at a little carnival type booth there where i blew up balloons and manned the duck game for little kids. So basically, i sat on my ass, but it was one of the nicer days we've had so it was pretty enjoyable.
On the same day i believe, some of the crew went to the drive in and saw mr and mrs smith and the longest yard. I was in a hurry to get there so i got pulled over for going 15 over, so i bitchslapped the cop and drove off and hid inside the drive in. While we were there, we tried setting lawn chairs on top of my car, and it was fine on the hood, but when we tried sitting above where the peoples sit, it kinda caved in and knocked my dome light down, so it's dangling from the ceiling, and getting in my way all the time. If people ask me what it is, i tell them it's an air freshener. I think i might try to get a black light or some cool shit to replace them, since they're in a good position to be replaced.
Then today, i kept it real and went to star wars, and then watched some chappelle show amongst other things. So ridiculous. It rained like a mother this morning so you can't blame me for staying in.
I hope everyone is doing well and such. Talk to yous later.
Jun 7, 2005
Away Message
We're sorry, Carlton is not in right now. He is out enjoying the sun and learning the definition of manual labor. We suggest you do the same. At least get some sun, or read a good book, nigga.
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