Moolah

Santa Fe has been good but it's expensive. When i came here, i didn't have a single dollar anyways, so it doesn't matter, but it's just what i've seen. With memorial day, pretty much everything's at least half price everywhere though.

The other night we went to dinner at this place where they sing broadway tunes while you eat. It was pretty cool actually. None of the girls wore bras and the dinner was good at $25 a plate. They also took requests for songs so i suggested bohemian rhapsody (it's not boradway but i thought it would sound cool with all of them) and they said they had worked on it but they didn't have it ready. I also wanted to suggest "I just can't wait to be king" and something from stomp, but they couldn't field my requests. Psh.

Today was pretty sweet. We went to a foundry up in the mountains where they poured bronze into little molds. It was awesome to see cause they had to heat it to 2100 degrees to pour it, so it was almost like a volcano. One of the guys got burnt i think, but they didn't make a big deal out of it, so i felt it was ok to laugh at him.

Now i'm down to nothing. On tv there's blind date, wrestling and a jackie chan movie that doesn't begin with "rush hour". How the hell do you choose? I'll just read a good book. !!

Second thought.

Well, i'm down here in santa fun, and it seems i have internet access here, so maybe i'll be able to keep in touch more than i thought. Hopefully i'll be busy learning about western art and the history of the blowjob from the girlies down at the hotel pool. Or i'll just watch the waterboy again on tv. Talk to you all later.

Santa Yay

Just a quick post before i'm off to santa fe for a couple days.

Not a whole lot to report, but my job search continues. I haven't heard anyhting back from the hotties at neenan, and i also applied at the finest and... sigh... best buy. I wouldn't've done it if it wasn't for the discounts and whatnot. We'll see what happens anyways.

Also, I'm sorry i didn't get my new merchandise up in my store yet. It's sitting there patiently waiting to get put up and shipped out, but i'm a lazy bastard and haven't gotten around to it. I'm taking my comp this weekend so hopefully i can fine tune the products and maybe think of a few other ones. Hope the summer's going well. Laters.

Where the bitches at?

Where have i been for the past week you ask? Let me recap.

I went to L.A. to get my latest screenplay checked out. The exec said "don't call us, we'll call you" so i've been waiting around for the call. I also started off my music career by playing some tambourine for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I partied with them on the beach, and woke up in a room full of naked women and that creepy ass king from the burger king commercials. He had that smile on his face so i hid my sleek naked body from him and left with great haste. Meanwhile, Mitch headed out to Santa Barbara and started his surfing career. He won fifth place in a competition that 4 people entered, but it's still not bad for a little ol' kid from Colorada. After the competition, he went to the casinos to spend his prize winnings, but was promptly removed from the premises because of public urination at table 9. Edward made it back home as started off on the right foot by releasing a cook book with all of his mother's cooking secrets. It made it to the top of the Los Angeles Times' bestseller list, and he is now in talks to make it into a major motion picture starring Mrs. Doubtfire in the scene where her boobs catch on fire.

That about covers that. Now I'm back here in the good ol' U S of A, and just kickin back. I've looked for a couple jobs, but we'll see what happens. I applied at a place that's building a new hospital out by the loveland outlet malls, so maybe i'll get to work on those. When i applied i was surprised. The place was tidy, and there was no less than 3 extremely good looking girls working there. No foolies. Especially the girl at the desk. Even if i don't get the job, i'd still like to go back in there to talk to her and grab a few more dum-dums out of the candy basket.

I also checked my grades out. As expected, I excelled in all areas, and pulled off a .6 GPA for the semester, only lowering my overall to a still stellar 1.14. They didn't say anything about me getting kicked out, but i think i can read between the lines and see that they don't really want me back. And i don't want to go back, so everyone leaves happy. I also decided not to do an end of the year list of shit learned and all that like other people did. Not that's it's not a good idea, but my thoughts would probably only discourage future generations from going to college. Either way, the year kicked ass and that's all anyone needs to know. Thanks to everyone, and i hope this reaches you all in good health. Especially meg who reports of peeing blood.

Fall from a shooting star

Tonight was the coveted Shins concert. Even I was skeptical of how I would be able to rock out to such a band, but their live show put my worries to rest. A lot of the crowd was dead, but i think they were all pussy-whipped by their girlfriends with them, and so they thought that they couldn't have fun. Seriously, the guy standing right in front of me didn't nod his head, tap his foot or even pump his fist during the whole concert. What a lame ass. But really, it was a great great show. They were probably one of the best sounding bands i've heard live, and that's saying a lot with some of the great concerts i've been to. They fueled my fire, and even if no one else was moving around, Jennifer and I were dancing like fools. The lead singer also kinda looks like Kevin Spacey, so that was neat too.

Now I got to go to bed for my other 7 o'clock final tomorrow. Hopefully they leave such open-ended goodness for me to go at like my test this morning, but it's doubtful. I hope everyone else's week is going well, and I'll catch y'all later.

1 down and 1.6 tomorrow

I had my first final today, and despite the fact that it was at 7 in the morning, i thought it was a blast. It was my speech final, and for the essay part, we had to write out a policy speech about the elephant relocation program in Africa. I changed things up a bit and said that they should re-introduce elephants to Arizona where they once thrived. The Arizona elephant hunter's name who would be affected by the change was John Cockblock, and since there were no elephants for him to shoot, he had to shoot other stuff, putting people in danger. I thought it was hilarious and i had a great time writing it. I probably bombed the rest of the test, but it's all good.

As a side note, I'll announce when i update my store so you don't have to be checking back all the time. Also, thanks for all the great feedback on the store, and the first shipment will be sent shortly. Have a nice day.

100th Post Extravaspectacular!

So it's my 100th post on this blog, so I thought I should do something special. When I though about it, I figured there's nothing that says "Respect me, I know my shit" like merchandise, so I decided to start a store. I hope you all find something you like and pick up a little something while you're there. Follow this link to find it.

Me and the money come bang bang bang

Wow Wow Wow. What a day, huh? I know you feel it. Right here ->. Give it a feel. Yeah, you feel it too.

So man, I woke up and I felt like shit. Some allergy monsters musta snuck in my room through the open window last night cause when I woke up, my head felt like it was pulsating. I looked in the mirror, and it was, but it felt worse than it looked. This is only the second year i've had allergies, but hopefully they leave quickly like they did last year.

I won't even get into that happened in comp today. I want to punch her in the testicles.

Then, it was time! I got in the Bongtour and headed down to Bongtown USA and picked up my homie Mitch for our hot date with the Kings of Leon. Oh my god they blew my mind. After a lackluster opening act and a few equalizer problems with the sound, they rocked the shit out of the Fox. If you've never been there, it's crazy. Max. occupancy is only 700, and there's an over 21 and an under 21 section. Luckily, the over 21 was more packed, so we got mega-super close to the stage and got our socks rocked off right there by them. My favorite part was when the singer almost ate his mic, and my second favorite part was when he punched over his mic stand. The songs were freakin amazing to say the least. Then I came back here, leaving behind half of my auditory perception.

On the way back, I just came onto CSU campus and i burned around a corner, and as i get around there, i see two cop cars in the parking lot right there. They're still for a minute, but then once i pass, the lights shoot on and they both haul balls out of the parking lot and right up behind me. I was turning left, so i finished my turn and prepared to bend over, but when i looked back, both of the cops shot through the stop sign and headed another way. Phew. I thought i was fucked. Especially after a couple drinks, it's never good to be pulled over. Ya know?!?

So here i am. I'm reviewing the concert by listening to the Kings cd again and again and i'm wearing their shirt to commemorate a night well done. The asshole downstairs is playing his music kinda loud, so i wanna carry through with my plan of spraying him with matt's fire extinguisher and bashing his head in terminator style, but even in my wired state, i can tell that there's a lot of things that could go wrong with that. So, i guess i'll just go to bed. Goodnight.

Countdown

It's almost here, I can almost taste it. And I'm not talking about summer, the concert this week or any of the things in the following paragraphs. Oh man, will it be great!

Did you see that Nuggets game? Even Charles Barkley said it was the worst officiated game he'd ever seen. CHARLES FREAKIN BARKLEY! So it's looking a little grim, but stranger comebacks have happened, or have we all forgotten the Red Sox of yesteryear?

Today was just super. I took it easy again, and kept my heart rate at an abnormally safe level. Now I'm just watching some Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law for the first time. It's pretty funny. They got him holed up in his office (which has been moved to the bathroom for the time being) and, well... it's hilarious. Good day overall though.

Hope the school thing is going well for everyone, and I hope no one is taking it too seriously. See yous.

Strip

Ok, for the sake of clarity, let me clarify. I was upset yesterday becuase I was talking to my friend Lori on the phone, and she mentioned that she had "met a boy" and that he was flying to california to see her in May. I'm not mad that she's seeing other people, we agreed that we could do that, but i asked her more about him and she said he went to freakin harvard and yale i think, and he played lacrosse and did karate, and was in the marines.

This is what pissed me off. Even if we hadn't dated for so long, Lori and I have been friends for countless years, so I'd still want to protect her as a friend. If there's anything that i hate more than the guys downstairs, it's usually people like this. I hate the ivy league motherfuckers. I can only imagine that his parents are rich republicans, and gave him whatever he wanted in life. And I hate military brats. It's taken me a long time to warm up to the guys down the hall, but they still have that air about them that i can't get past. At least he plays lacrosse, that's cool. It's just crazy how he's the exact opposite of me in almost every aspect.

Whatever, I'll let it be, and try not to jump to too many conclusions without knowing more about him.

Screw the Infidel

Don't you just hate rich people? They really make my blood boil. They run this country, no doubt, and it's total fuckin bullshit. this is a country built on money. It's a world built on money. Fuckin rich people, telling us what to do, telling us what we should be. They take our fuckin women and woo them with the lives that they've bought themselves into.

As you can tell i'm a bit upset. It happened with a phone call, and it's changed my life for the past 24 hours. I haven't been this worked in a while. According to iTunes, the last time i listened to RATM was in march, but i thought i'd pull them out again today for such an occasion. Hopefully, in a couple short weeks i can work this shit out when i confront the problem, but it'll probably be haunting me until then.

Fuck them, man. Fuck them in their button up shirts and their harvard scholarships. They want to be seperated from the rest of the world in ever aspect until they need something from us.

People say you only live once, so you don't want to fuck it up. Also, there is only one life that you have to sit through, watching while other people fuck it up.

Record

Another day gone. As I look back I'm totally amazed at what I accomplished. I mean, even I didn't think I could do so little. I hardly remember what I did, too. Once again, though, some of my day was spent contemplating girls, mostly in part to some cryptic messages i received from one girl in particular. I'll have to ask more about it later, but it never ceases to amaze me how shitty my timing is sometimes. I guess I just had too much time to think today, and that always leads to disaster.

There's only one more whole week of classes left. It went by all too fast. I'll probably have some kind of an "end of the year extravaganza" to write about coming up, but we'll see what happens. Anyways, I hope everyone gets good grades and gets all these classes behind them. Good luck.