The sun is not for everyone, and can cause extreme damage if you're not careful. If you have experienced any of the following side effects, please get a large slurpee at once.
Side effects of the sun may include:
Third degree burns from hot seat belts
Dizziness
Apathy
Lack of motivation
Grumpiness
Diarrhea
Cotton mouth
Death
Consult the nearest 7-11 if you have questions about the life saving powers of the slurpee.
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